For Valentines by ~HBKerr

Limericks Oh Yeah 1Limericks Oh Yeah by ~rissespieces
There once was a man who could sing
His dream was to one day be king
But one morning he awoke
and he almost did choke!
For he found that his voice did not ring
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"Be specific," the teacher said.
To comply, he nodded his head,
But as to her plan,
He didn't understand,
So on his report, an "F" was read.
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In the rain, over there that fella
Said that I was a "Bella"
So I took out a fan,
I lied, "I'm a man"
In his daze, I grabbed his umbrella
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A smile, Jeff hardly can feign
For his love was ended by plane
The pushy pilot for France
Had Jeff's wife quite entranced
So now Jeff travels lonely by train.
Welcome to dA, hope to see your stuff out here soon!
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Lust as strong as love.Love as strong as lust.
Who knows what is what anymore?
Indeed, satisfaction is sweet.Indeed love is kind.
And I know all your weaknesses.
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dont ask questions then you wont get lies---in the midst of life we are in death.
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The Tree approves
Welcome to deviant art!
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One's Ignorance Of One's Ignorance
Is Directly Proportional to
One's Ignorance......
-vcX~*